I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
