do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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