Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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