you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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