Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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