I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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