i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
he fucked my hip out of place.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
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