no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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