We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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