hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
You can't special order awesome
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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