ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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