Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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