So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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