I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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