That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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