you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
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