my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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