she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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