There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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