I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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