He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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