I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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