whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
you win again, gameday.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
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