I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
Please, let me fuck your mom
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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