WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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