her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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