dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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