remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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