I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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