Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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