I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
me + whiskey = a bad person
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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