That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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