You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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