I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
