I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
