lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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