All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
True but thats because hes a fetus.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
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