think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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