and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
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