Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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