that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
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