I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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