We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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