yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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