did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
Randomize
