I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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