i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
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