Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
Randomize
