im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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