I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
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