butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
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