why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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