I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
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