I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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