His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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