I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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