I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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